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Daniel Bishop's avatar

Reading the first half of this poem, I was reminded of Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet's exchange about an accomplished woman, of which Mr Darcy knew only six. Hearing Darcy's list of requirements prompted Elizabeth to say, "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

On a serious note, an excellent poem. I love the perspective shift to the Author in the second half.

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

Haha, great reference! I always love a good P+P quote. Like Darcy, it's possible that all it would take for the narrator to relax her strict standards would be a pair of "fine eyes."

Thank you! Your most recent one was wonderful as well--I need to come back to it and read it a few more times before I can offer further thoughts, but the language was great.

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Peter Whisenant's avatar

The you're/your test is gonna eliminate a lot of swell guys. A charming piece. I enjoyed reading it.

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

He who cannot distinguish "you're/your" is not for me, and he who cannot distinguish "less/fewer", I am not for him.

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Shannon Hood's avatar

Ah, beautiful!

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

Thank you!

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September Santiago's avatar

OLIVIA….literally, what the heck!!😍😭 Let me just present this to every man who asks me out on a date.😭🤭

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

Better yet, I'll show up in person with a checklist for a pre-date interrogation, if you want. *checks clipboard* "Do you know the difference between 'then' and 'than'? Use both correctly in a sentence to prove your grammatical abilities, please."

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Stephen Weller's avatar

this one reminded me of st catherine of alexandria https://archive.org/details/aha2726.0001.001.umich.edu/page/165/mode/2up

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

I love her! My middle name is Katherine, so I see her as sort of an unofficial patron.

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Kevin LaTorre's avatar

Very skilled poem, and fairly wise!

Also: to be peevish, I’ll always enjoy these poems far beyond the pamphlet wars they inspire (speaking as a fan and as a friend to Nik Hoffman and William Collen).

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

Ha, I made a point to share a poem yesterday in part because various members of my family were like, "Yeah, I didn't really get the poetry essays." Poetry is what most people like, the niche philosophizing and picking minute hills to die on is...less enjoyable for everyone. 😂

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Kevin LaTorre's avatar

Family members are the bluntest readers, right?

It’s not always enjoyment between the two forms. It’s just that when I read a good poem, I’m reminded that it is the actual reason for any of this, rather than the criticism it inspires.

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Joffre Swait's avatar

Charming, and more than charming.

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

Thank you!

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Susanna Sheley's avatar

What an excellently composed piece, Olivia! Upon reading, I was also shocked that you seemed to have discovered my own extensive list of requirements for a prospective lover.

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

Born to be Jane Austen heroines and marry a man from our first seeing his beautiful grounds, cursed to live in the dating app age. 🥲

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Robert Charboneau's avatar

You've really taken the tone and style in Coleridge's poem and made it your own! It's light and lyrical, with a modern sense of chivalry.

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

Thank you! Consider it proof, as Thomas said, that though I may be a vigorous defender of free verse, it's out of no distaste for a good, metered poem. 😉

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